Monday, August 3, 2015

GG Allin, Bulge - Legalize Murder

GG Allin, Bulge - Legalize Murder - 1990 01. GG Allin, Bulge - Legalize Murder, 1990 Vinyl 7" 45 RPM Limited Edition
     Fudgeworthy Records - FUDGE 2
Yes! Elections in Canada! It is a great joy for us cattle to be invited to the Analympics 2015. Good luck to Mr Harper and all his opponents, may the strongest parasite feast on our meat for the next 666 centuries. And for those who will vote, see you in 2505. To vote is hypocritical and criminal. Magic and violence! Amen!
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Friday, July 31, 2015

Coffinworm

Coffinworm - When All Became None - 2010
Coffinworm - Great Bringer Of Night - 2012
Coffinworm - IV.I.VIII - 2014
01. Coffinworm - When All Became None, 2010 Vinyl LP Album
     Seventh Rule Recordings - SRULE 020
02. Coffinworm - Great Bringer Of Night, 2012 Vinyl LP Remastered Reissue Limited Edition
     Flenser Records - FR 20
03. Coffinworm - IV.I.VIII, 2014 CD Album
     Profound Lore Records - PFL-129
Overlapping of the blackest deaths in the sludge swamps of evil doom! Thick layers from Autopsy to Darkthrone to Bethlehem to... to... to... Triptykon... aaarrrhhhh.... to.... arrraraaarrrhhhhh... to... to... Eisenvater rrrr rr r rrrrr rr rrr rr... rrrr... rrrrrrrrr...aaaaaaaaaaarhhhhh... to the most groovegasmic attacks of largest chainsaws and heaviest hammers! Most magnificent lyrics and artwork, highest intensity of the entire sound spectrum, nonstop distorted headbanging until the rarefaction of the bone and the evaporation of the non-soul, this shit is so good it could be German, Finnish or Japanese. Triple fuck yeah.
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Thursday, July 30, 2015

SNFU

SNFU - ... And No One Else Wanted To Play - 1985
SNFU - If You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish - 1986
SNFU - Better Than A Stick In The Eye - 1988
SNFU - Better Than A Stick In The Eye - 1988
01. SNFU - ... And No One Else Wanted To Play, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Better Youth Organization - BYO 009
02. SNFU - If You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish, 1986 Vinyl LP Album
     Better Youth Organization - BYO 017
03. SNFU - Better Than A Stick In The Eye, 1988 Vinyl LP Album
     Cargo Records - CAR 001
04. SNFU - Better Than A Stick In The Eye, 1988 CD Album
     Cargo Records - CAR 001
It took all these years, but yes we have an SNFU post! Pillar of 80s Canadian melodic hardcore! They used to give extra awesome, high energy live performances, so... DON'T MISS THEM TONIGHT!
I just wish there was no opening acts, especially not unbearable shit like La Gachette. There are so many great bands in Montreal and they booked La Gachette... There will be Jean-Michel Jarre and Téléphone on this blog before I post anything even remotely like that oï torture. If you see any oï here, it will be a clear symptom of aggravated brain damage: shoot me in the head.
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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Volcano - Melt

Volcano - Melt - 2015 01. Volcano - Melt, 2015 CD Album
     Metallic Core - MC-007
ArgH! The new Volcano explodes now! Probably their best release to date, this masterpiece provides some thrashing speed metal of the finest sort. They are peaking with twin guitar auto-duels, intense riffing, rhythmic panzers, killer hooks, typically amazing vocals = addiction at all stages. High caliber Loudness with a Death Angel detonator! Bang that head til rezer! BUY IT WHILE YOU CAN!
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Monday, July 27, 2015

Direct Action

Direct Action - Trapped In A World - 1985 01. Direct Action - Trapped In A World, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Irate Faction Records - none
30 years old and not a wrinkle! The eternal hardcore classic comes back to Zer as fresh and hot as on day one, rocking as strongly as Crucifix and thrashing as intensely as Final Conflict. Unfortunately this record was a meteor in Canada's firmament and the band was never to come back. It makes it all the more legendary, doesn't it? It does.
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Friday, July 24, 2015

Genöcide - Submit To Genöcide

Genocide - Submit To Genocide - 1987 01. Genocide - Submit To Genocide, 1987 Vinyl LP Album
     New Renaissance Records - NRR-30
It looks like a sleazy old school speed metal album in the Destructor vibe. But it's closer to sleazy old school hardcore of the Powertrip | Sudden Impact variety. Not a truly groundbreaking crossover record, but not everyone can be Ludichrist, nor Crumbsuckers. Yet this submission to Genöcide is still very pleasing almost 30 years later and rocks as hell!
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

兀突骨 Gotsu-Kotsu-Totsu - 因果応報 (Retributive Justice)

兀突骨 Gotsu-Kotsu-Totsu - 因果応報 (Retributive Justice) - 2015 01. 兀突骨 Gotsu-Kotsu-Totsu - 因果応報 (Retributive Justice), 2015 CD Album
     B.T.H., B.T.H. - BTH-058, TGCS-8581
HYPRAAAAARGGHHHMAGEDDON GIGAZER! THE MEGABEAST IS BACK! THRASH TIL THE DEATH OF EVERYTHING AND FOREVER BEYOND! TOP METAL DESTRUCTION OF ETERNITY! Fuck yeah.
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Monday, July 20, 2015

Slapshot

Slapshot - Back On The Map - 1986
Slapshot - Step On It - 1988
Slapshot - The CD - 1990
Slapshot - Sudden Death Overtime - 1990
Slapshot - Live At SO36 - 1993
Slapshot - Unconsciousness - 1994
Ignite, Slapshot - Slapshot / Ignite - 1994
Slapshot - 16 Valve Hate - 1995
Slapshot - Old Tyme Hardcore - 1996
Slapshot - Digital Warfare - 2003
01. Slapshot - Back On The Map, 1986 Vinyl 12" EP 33 1/3 RPM
     Taang! Records - TAANG! 12
02. Slapshot - Step On It, 1988 Vinyl LP Album
     Taang! Records, Taang! Records, Taang! Records - TAANG! 28, T28LP, TAANG #28
03. Slapshot - The CD, 1990 CD Album Reissue
     Taang! Records, Taang! Records - TAANG! 28 CD, T-28CD
04. Slapshot - Sudden Death Overtime, 1990 CD Album
     Emergo - EM 9375 2
05. Slapshot - Live At SO36, 1993 CD Album
     We Bite Records - WE BITE 2-111-2
06. Slapshot - Unconsciousness, 1994 CD Album
     We Bite Records - We Bite 2-114-2
07. Ignite, Slapshot - Slapshot / Ignite, 1994 Vinyl 7" 45 RPM Single
     Lost And Found Records - LF 111 , Compilation
     Contains 2 songs by: Ignite, Slapshot
08. Slapshot - 16 Valve Hate, 1995 CD Album
     Lost And Found Records - LF 195/CD
09. Slapshot - Old Tyme Hardcore, 1996 CD EP
     Taang! Records - TAANG! 118
10. Slapshot - Digital Warfare, 2003 CD Album
     Bridge Nine Records - B9R44
The logical follow-p to a Negative FX post is of course the Slapshot catalog. I just noticed there was a new 2014 album, we'll do without for today. Slapshot are of course less over the top than Negative FX and more into the Negative Approach vibe: excellency in controlled energy and groove. Besides the legendary Back On The Map, my favorites are Live In SO36 (feel the sweat) and Unconsciousness (that raw Albini production). But all these albums are great - Boston hardcore forever rezerred!
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Friday, July 17, 2015

Negative FX

Negative FX - Negative FX - 1985 01. Negative FX - Negative FX, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Taang! Records, Taang! Records - #5, TAANG5
NRAR. Isn't that the hottest recording of 1982? Or was it Jerry's Kids? Or Venom? Or Negative FX! Fastest zeristic intent!
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Monday, July 13, 2015

Sadistic Intent

Sadistic Intent - Impending Doom... Before The Conflict  - 1989/1998
Sadistic Intent - Resurrection Of The Ancient Black Earth - 1994/1998
Sadistic Intent - Reawakening Horrid Thoughts - 2014
01. Sadistic Intent - Impending Doom... Before The Conflict , 1989/1998 CD Compilation Unofficial Release
     Not On Label - none
     Reissue from 2014 - 1-4: Impending Doom (MLP 1990), 5-10: Conflict Within (Demo 1989), 11-12: A Calm Before The Storm (EP 1991), 13: Split w/ Ungod (7" 1998)
02. Sadistic Intent - Resurrection Of The Ancient Black Earth, 1994/1998 CD Compilation Reissue
     Iron Pegasus Records - I.P.012
     Reissue from 2009 - 1-6: Resurrection MCD (1994), 7-9: Ancient Black Earth MCD (1997), 10-11: Morbid Faith 7" EP (1998)
03. Sadistic Intent - Reawakening Horrid Thoughts, 2014 Vinyl 12" 33 1/3 RPM Single Sided
     Iron Pegasus Records - I.P. 070
Absolute death and thrashing to the bone! Sadistic Intent flatten your meat and chew on your teeth from somewhere between early & rawer Sadus and Morbid Angel, with a layer of UK thrashcore (Heresy!). This is the ultimate old school deathgasm, fast as a shark and heavy as a bulldozer in the black sky of Eternal Zer Top Death. The new record has the slower and sludgier mood of the Autopsy | Darkthrone sort (with an appropriate cover). Amazing rezer. These guys have also performed Possessed shows with Jeff Becerra (and there is an awesome cover of The Exorcist on Resurrection). Triplacult megazer of the steak hammer rabid thrashing death!
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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Both Worlds

Both Worlds - Beyond Zero Gravity - 1996
Both Worlds - Memory Rendered Visible - 1998
01. Both Worlds - Beyond Zero Gravity, 1996 CD EP
     Another Planet Records - AP-6016-2
02. Both Worlds - Memory Rendered Visible, 1998 CD Album
     Roadrunner Records - RR 8750-2
I am back from the Montreal Hare Krishna fest. For years I have been trying to have people tell me about the soul, and the spirit. But noone was ever able to give an intelligent, or at least intelligible explanation. However these things seem to be hot items and the new age, awareness, otherworldly movement seems to know what's it's all about (you, know, the energy and all that). But nobody has ever been able to tell me anything about it. So today I took the Krishna opportunity to talk to a specialist, and I found one at the reincarnation booth (no kidding, there is a reincarnation booth, with a trio of bald guys taking questions). I spoke 70 minutes with the boss. It was a lot of fun. No better than the 2 hours chat I had in February with a professional Jehovah witness (although this dude had not given me any food, while the Krishnas will feed you a large plate of delicious veggies). But I progressed a bit, here is how the soul works according to Mr Krishna: the soul is an eternal entity (energy!) that emanates from God (aka the eternal source of everything). There is an infinite number of souls. The soul has no other function or purpose than enjoying the love of God and serving him (which is strange since God is all-powerful, therefore does not need servants, zer?). Sometimes, as it may happen in a loving marriage or in cow's head that always eats grass from the same field (that were the analogies I was given), the soul gets to wonder how fun it would be to try something else (than the love of God). Then, the soul dives to the material world, selects a father and attaches itself to a sperm (I had no patience to ask how this works). When the sperm fertilizes an egg, the soul inhabits the baby  and lives a human life (or a rabbit life, or a sharktopus life), until the body dies. Then the soul goes back to the spiritual world and tries again (dives into another sperm), until it matures and understands that material life is bullshit. There is nothing better than the love of God and serving him (doing what?). That cycle can be a long, tedious process, especially if you consider the unbelievable waste of sperm that occurs on our planet (I only have two kids and have no intention to procreate more: billions of souls have wasted and will waste their time with me alone - multiply that by the billions of males - fucking genocidal sodomites). The non-fertilizer sperms die and their freed souls start over. Many other questions received funny answers at the same level of baseless, clueless blabber (what about asexual procreation, plants vs. animals: the only difference is the ownership of a nervous system - why is a nervous system needed to the soul - it contradicts the sperm scenario since a sperm is just a cell, what about mushrooms, mono-cellulars, why bother at all with finding the light during our material life since the soul being eternal, it will eventually find its peace with the next bodies and let me just live my heavy metal life, etc,).
The best of it will be used in a forthcoming story. I actually learned one thing for real, that all that is a synonymous to nothing, which is the difference our world would experience without any of this supernatural fantasy.
This is the perfect occasion to reload the two excellent Krishna-core releases of Both Worlds, a super group involving famous NYHC people (from Leeway, Agnostic Front, singer of Cro-Mags, etc.). This stuff rocks and is pretty much a continuation of the last Leeway album with a touch of early Quicksand and a teardrop of Shelter (of course). Much better than 108, in the Krishna vibe. Classy, groovy, catchy, heavy, zer!
I have to find and talk to a buddhist.
HAIL SATAN!
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